urghhh...

It was the summer and me and a mate were bored. We were hanging around his house in the afternoon, waiting for his mum to come home from work so we could get some money and go and grab some movies or otherwise waste our idle time. Somehow the conversation turned to me betting my mate that he would'nt shit out of his bedroom window.(facing the road outside) Well, my mate, never been one to turn down a dare, prepaired himself with a bucket incase he pissed at the same time when straining. i went downstairs and opened the door, stood in the drive and gazed towards his room. He was hanging his arse out the window, as the plummeting shit would have to clear a bit of a ledge, also the thought of shit smeared down his front room windows was simply too horrible. Now he's there for about a minute, forcing one out, as he doesnt really need to go, making sure to hold the bucket in place at the same time so as not the get piss all over his room. the fucker only went and did it, it was a classic comic dog shit shape, with a point on top. to top it off his neibour (grumpy twunt) happened to come out of his house, just and said incident took place. we scrambled inside. That shit was never cleared up, just left in the front gardern. not nice at all, but fucking funny.